January 2012
10 posts
Following vocal and stupid people is a motivator because anger is a good motivator. BTW, where did all the porn in my feed go?
You Give Every Developer in the World A Bad Name
And you had the guts to ask the client to get you an expensive Mac! Apple tried their best to make computers work even if the user had a low IQ. Unfortunately, you didn’t make the cut. GTFO, ktnxbai.
“Even MySQL for Dummies would have taught you to learn how to use MySQL in the...”
– Myself
clientsfromhell:
Client: The executives have us on a very tight budget, so don’t expect your going rate. As you can see, everyone has these cheap knockoff “dɥ” brand laptops.
The client points to logo on laptop cover.
Client: Have you ever even heard of “dɥ” brand?
Me: Actually, I think that’s an upside down Hewlett Packard logo…
