January 2012
10 posts
Following vocal and stupid people is a motivator because anger is a good motivator. BTW, where did all the porn in my feed go?
You Give Every Developer in the World A Bad Name
And you had the guts to ask the client to get you an expensive Mac! Apple tried their best to make computers work even if the user had a low IQ. Unfortunately, you didn’t make the cut. GTFO, ktnxbai.
“Even MySQL for Dummies would have taught you to learn how to use MySQL in the...”
– Myself
clientsfromhell:
Client: The executives have us on a very tight budget, so don’t expect your going rate. As you can see, everyone has these cheap knockoff “dɥ” brand laptops.
The client points to logo on laptop cover.
Client: Have you ever even heard of “dɥ” brand?
Me: Actually, I think that’s an upside down Hewlett Packard logo…
December 2011
2 posts
A Sysad's Journal: Entry #1 — ‟No Comment”
Person: Kuya, paayos naman ng oras sa PC ko. Mali kasi.
Sysad: Sige, pahiram PC mo.
Sysad: *sysad enters terminal*
Sysad: *su into admin user*
Sysad: *types password*
Person: (interrupts) Ang hirap naman pala magpalit ng oras niyan!
Sysad: *sudo to run ntpdate*
Sysad: *types password*
Sysad: *leave su*
Sysad: *verifies updated time*
Sysad: *leave terminal*
Sysad (to Person): Ayan. Okay na.
To the moon and back!
clientsfromhell:
Client: We thought we could visualise the extra mileage by showing how far into space it can get you.
Me: That’s different! So how far does it get you then?
Client: 14,000km
Me: Oh. You do realise the moon is over 360,000km away from the Earth?
Client: …I did not.
September 2011
3 posts
3 tags
“OpenTTD na lang!”
– Yours Truly (when the server ain’t workin’)
June 2011
11 posts
“Out do yourself. Everyday.”
On Grouponzi
parislemon:
While I have an account, I’ve never actually used Groupon. And I may never use Groupon. It’s just not really my thing. But the massive backlash following the company’s S-1 filing (so they can IPO) strikes me as a bit odd.
The fast rising consensus now in certain tech circles is that Groupon is essentially a Ponzi scheme (Grouponzi, FTW). The fact that their net income is well...
May 2011
6 posts
April 2011
7 posts
MobileMonday Manila: Get discounts to attend MMA... →
momomanila:
You may have heard of the Mobile Marketing Conference that was held last April 7 and 8. One of the co-organizers of that conference was the Mobile Marketing Association (MMA). Did you know that MMA is a global organization? Did you know that they’re also holding an event in Singapore from…
“Life goes on for those still alive.”
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
Wireless pancit
Me (to Pat): Pwede makigamit ng wifi sa bahay namin.
Me: Magdala ka lang ng pancit canton.
November 2010
3 posts
Howard: What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?!
Rajeesh: Uhh... Romulan battlebagel?
“You wear it so well.”
– Master shadow the stalker
October 2010
2 posts
I was just thinking...
…2011 will fuck me bad.
“Money can’t buy you class.”
July 2010
2 posts
Just started raining here. The sound of raindrops hitting leaves and the rolling thunder calms me. Good time to read a book.