January 2012
10 posts
Jan 18th
424 notes
Jan 17th
1,931 notes
Following vocal and stupid people is a motivator because anger is a good motivator. BTW, where did all the porn in my feed go?
Jan 16th
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
476 notes
You Give Every Developer in the World A Bad Name
And you had the guts to ask the client to get you an expensive Mac! Apple tried their best to make computers work even if the user had a low IQ. Unfortunately, you didn’t make the cut. GTFO, ktnxbai.
Jan 11th
“Even MySQL for Dummies would have taught you to learn how to use MySQL in the...”
– Myself
Jan 11th
clientsfromhell: Client: The executives have us on a very tight budget, so don’t expect your going rate. As you can see, everyone has these cheap knockoff “dɥ” brand laptops. The client points to logo on laptop cover. Client: Have you ever even heard of “dɥ” brand? Me: Actually, I think that’s an upside down Hewlett Packard logo…
Jan 9th
236 notes
Jan 9th
4 notes
Jan 9th
1 note
December 2011
2 posts
A Sysad's Journal: Entry #1 — ‟No Comment”
Person: Kuya, paayos naman ng oras sa PC ko. Mali kasi.
Sysad: Sige, pahiram PC mo.
Sysad: *sysad enters terminal*
Sysad: *su into admin user*
Sysad: *types password*
Person: (interrupts) Ang hirap naman pala magpalit ng oras niyan!
Sysad: *sudo to run ntpdate*
Sysad: *types password*
Sysad: *leave su*
Sysad: *verifies updated time*
Sysad: *leave terminal*
Sysad (to Person): Ayan. Okay na.
Dec 16th
To the moon and back!
clientsfromhell: Client: We thought we could visualise the extra mileage by showing how far into space it can get you. Me: That’s different! So how far does it get you then? Client: 14,000km Me: Oh. You do realise the moon is over 360,000km away from the Earth? Client: …I did not.
Dec 11th
188 notes
September 2011
3 posts
Sep 10th
305 notes
3 tags
Sep 10th
“OpenTTD na lang!”
– Yours Truly (when the server ain’t workin’)
Sep 10th
June 2011
11 posts
Jun 30th
1,483 notes
“Out do yourself. Everyday.”
Jun 30th
Jun 14th
4,728 notes
Jun 14th
1,043 notes
Jun 14th
2 notes
Jun 8th
309 notes
Jun 8th
On Grouponzi
parislemon: While I have an account, I’ve never actually used Groupon. And I may never use Groupon. It’s just not really my thing. But the massive backlash following the company’s S-1 filing (so they can IPO) strikes me as a bit odd.  The fast rising consensus now in certain tech circles is that Groupon is essentially a Ponzi scheme (Grouponzi, FTW). The fact that their net income is well...
Jun 5th
52 notes
Jun 5th
351 notes
Jun 1st
9,091 notes
May 2011
6 posts
May 31st
3 notes
May 28th
647 notes
May 25th
474 notes
May 20th
1,256 notes
May 20th
781 notes
May 18th
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May 17th
8 notes
April 2011
7 posts
Apr 20th
30 notes
Apr 13th
82,524 notes
Apr 12th
51 notes
Apr 11th
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MobileMonday Manila: Get discounts to attend MMA... →
momomanila: You may have heard of the Mobile Marketing Conference that was held last April 7 and 8. One of the co-organizers of that conference was the Mobile Marketing Association (MMA). Did you know that MMA is a global organization? Did you know that they’re also holding an event in Singapore from…
Apr 11th
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Apr 8th
“Life goes on for those still alive.”
Apr 2nd
March 2011
1 post
Mar 12th
February 2011
1 post
Feb 14th
149,108 notes
January 2011
1 post
Jan 22nd
December 2010
2 posts
Dec 26th
14,788 notes
Wireless pancit
Me (to Pat): Pwede makigamit ng wifi sa bahay namin.
Me: Magdala ka lang ng pancit canton.
Dec 1st
November 2010
3 posts
Nov 22nd
57 notes
Howard: What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?!
Rajeesh: Uhh... Romulan battlebagel?
Nov 21st
“You wear it so well.”
– Master shadow the stalker
Nov 8th
October 2010
2 posts
I was just thinking...
…2011 will fuck me bad.
Oct 31st
“Money can’t buy you class.”
Oct 23rd
July 2010
2 posts
Just started raining here. The sound of raindrops hitting leaves and the rolling thunder calms me. Good time to read a book.
Jul 16th