Man sends Telegram to get Senator’s attention, after realizing she doesn’t have a twitter.
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19 January 2012
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16 January 2012
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Following vocal and stupid people is a motivator because anger is a good motivator. BTW, where did all the porn in my feed go?
Nice kettle.
(via meinmyplace)
12 January 2012
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You Give Every Developer in the World A Bad Name
And you had the guts to ask the client to get you an expensive Mac! Apple tried their best to make computers work even if the user had a low IQ. Unfortunately, you didn’t make the cut. GTFO, ktnxbai.
Even MySQL for Dummies would have taught you to learn how to use MySQL in the command line.
—Myself
10 January 2012
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Client: The executives have us on a very tight budget, so don’t expect your going rate. As you can see, everyone has these cheap knockoff “dɥ” brand laptops.
The client points to logo on laptop cover.
Client: Have you ever even heard of “dɥ” brand?
Me: Actually, I think that’s an upside down Hewlett Packard logo…
